{"product_id":"if-my-mouth-doesn-t-say-it-my-face-will-t-shirt-funny-sarcastic-tee","title":"If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It My Face Will T-Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWear your thoughts on your sleeve—and your face!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e If you’ve ever been told your facial expressions speak louder than your words, this is the shirt for you. Featuring a bold, hand-lettered style quote, this tee is the ultimate wardrobe staple for the person who simply can't hide their reactions. \u003c\/p\u003e \n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e \n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/b\u003e \"If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!\" printed in crisp white ink. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A modern unisex cut that looks great tucked into jeans, paired with leggings, or knotted for a cropped look. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality print that won't crack or fade, and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure it fits perfectly wash after wash. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n\u003c\/ul\u003e \n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e \n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e Sarcastic friends and family members. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e \u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e Casual weekend hangouts or coffee runs. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \n \u003cli\u003e 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